Fridge sticker K.O

One day I came back home from my college exam in a bad mood of course
cause I got a low grade.
I've gone into the kitchen for some milk and on the fridge was a sticker with a message for me:
"If you continue like this, you will never find me!" Signed by: "Your Job!"
That's just what I needed, another one of dads bad jokes.

The Cab Ride I'll Never Forget

I've met my boyfriends father by accident when I was going to visit him.
His father is a cab driver. So I call for a cab and there he arrives. I sat in the car and told the man the address and suddenly he gave the strange look and started to laugh. I was shocked by that, then he said: "Well, dear daughter in law I am glad that we finally met!" I laughed so hard. That is the cab ride I will never forget.

Confession of a Mistress

One of the most interesting confessions I have read.

Good evening folks. I am a mistress.
The women who lived with the illusion that she was loved.
The women who was stealing somebody's husband.
A women who truly loved and at the same time
I am the one who didn't want to destroy somebody's marriage.
I am the one who was satisfied with a little affection from his side
but I was aware that I only own the present, not the future.
I am the one who opened her eyes and realized that I am just the second one.
The one who is alone for the holidays.
The one who is not calling him when SHE is at home.
The sex ends when SHE calls him.
I am the one who is pretending that nothing can hurt me.
I am the one who sold her dignity just for some little affection.
I am the one who isn't the second anymore and I am the one who doesn't want
other women to be like I was, just the second, nothing more.
The second one won't become the first ever.
And yes I am the one you will judge, but I am the one who ain't the second anymore.
I am the one who is telling you STOP it ain't worth it to be she and not SHE!